https://ivonblog.com/en-us/tags/visual-novel/Recent content in Visual Novel on Ivon's BlogHugo -- gohugo.ioeninfoivonblog.nkfjt@aleeas.com (Ivon Huang)infoivonblog.nkfjt@aleeas.com (Ivon Huang)You are welcome to share articles of Ivon's Blog (ivonblog.com). Please include the original URL when citing articles, and abide by CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 license. For commercial use, please write an e-mail to me.Mon, 26 Jan 2026 02:00:00 +0800https://ivonblog.com/en-us/posts/this-is-not-how-galgame-works-git-parody/Mon, 26 Jan 2026 02:00:00 +0800infoivonblog.nkfjt@aleeas.com (Ivon Huang)https://ivonblog.com/en-us/posts/this-is-not-how-galgame-works-git-parody/<!-- Co-translated by ChatGPT --> <p>Why are you directly pushing to my main branch!?</p> <p>That is not how Git-gameworks!</p> <p>You should open more issues with me for discussion, then fork out, refactor, and improve code quality!</p> <p>Occasionally send me a few elegant commits, then have special comment interactions with me during code review.</p> <p>Finally, in that mysterious event where CI/CD is all green, you initiate a pull request to me, I agree to merge your code, then I show you my CG (commit graph), and you obtain the Release Note.</p> <p>How can you come up directly and <code>git push --force origin main</code>!?</p> <p>That is not how Git works at all! Merge Conflict!! I refuse!!! <figure> <img class="my-0 rounded-md" loading="lazy" decoding="async" fetchpriority="low" alt="" src="https://ivonblog.com/en-us/posts/this-is-not-how-galgame-works-git-parody/images/1.webp" onerror="this.onerror=null;this.src='https://ivonblog.com/images/cannotloadimage.avif'" width="512" height="286"></figure></p> <p>Modified from a copypasta:</p> <p>Why are you directly confessing to me?! That is not how galgame works! You should chat with me more, then raise my affection level! Occasionally give me gifts, then have special interactions with me on that special holiday. Finally, during some mysterious event inside my heart, confess to me, I agree to be with you, and then I show you my special CG. How can you come up directly and confess to me!? That is not how it works in galgame at all! I refuse!!!</p>